Hey, you- in the Prius? BEING AN ENVIROWHACKO DOES NOT GIVE YOU LICENSE TO DRIVE LIKE A MORON. IN FACT, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE A LICENSE AT ALL. TURN YOUR LICENSE IN, AND THEN LICK THE BATTERY TERMINALS IN YOUR ENVIROMOBILE. ASSHAT. <\/p>\n
Roads: Don’t get me started. No, don’t EVEN get me started. <\/p>\n
I mean, there’s the Bishop Ford\/Borman\/294\/394 clusterfuck, which is growing in it’s clusterfuckness at an alarming rate, what with the four lane merge to one, the external bridge repair, (on a bridge that was just totally replaced<\/em> five years ago) the random, arbitrary, and often meaningless opening and closing of exits, and the construction crews that only time-lapse photography can show movement. That’s bad enough. Now they’re messing with the area I get OFF the expressway, and every conceivable alternate route in or out is under construction. I have my pitchfork sharpened. Let’s get it on.<\/p>\n Update: Here’s the guy in charge, from everything I can find. <\/p>\n Mr. Gil Vega, Project Director Hey, you- in the Prius? BEING AN ENVIROWHACKO DOES NOT GIVE YOU LICENSE TO DRIVE LIKE A MORON. IN FACT, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE A LICENSE AT ALL. TURN YOUR LICENSE IN, AND THEN LICK THE BATTERY TERMINALS IN YOUR ENVIROMOBILE. ASSHAT. Roads: Don’t get me started. No, don’t EVEN get me started. I mean, there’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nIllinois Department of Transportation
\nBureau of Small Business Enterprises
\n310 South Michigan Avenue, Room 1605
\nChicago, IL 60604
\n(312) 793-5668
\nFax (312) 793-0677<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"