enjoying my corned beef hash omelette, drying off after my shower, I realized that I have a good solid handful of pubic hair about a foot and a half long. Time for some grooming, lord knows. <\/p>\n
On the subject of grooming and hygeine:<\/p>\n
Guys, keep your shit clean. I’m boggled by the guys I see, the way they treat their junk. If you’ve spent part of your day on a public crapper, dangling your business end in the bowl of a foreign john, with god-knows what bacteria and bullshit living therin, and you expect to take that tool home and get someone interested in it, GET IT CLEAN. I cannot IMAGINE crawling in bed with the Ogwife without a careful scrub of the equipment. Further, I’ve seen guys actually RUB THEIR TOOLS on the EDGE OF THE URINAL to get off the last drops. Never heard of a little shake, motherfucker? I’m told this is peculiar to Arabs. After doing that I’d have to exfoliate the Morel with Lava before I brought it anywhere near a woman. <\/p>\n
Anyway. Clean that stuff. Get it clean enough that it disgusts you to touch it unless you wash your hands FIRST. <\/p>\n
Thatisall. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
enjoying my corned beef hash omelette, drying off after my shower, I realized that I have a good solid handful of pubic hair about a foot and a half long. Time for some grooming, lord knows. On the subject of grooming and hygeine: Guys, keep your shit clean. I’m boggled by the guys I see, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}