I got a notification from the Chief Dickwad in my town. <\/p>\n
Seems they don’t like where I park my van. <\/p>\n
I have a turnaround in my yard, and right next to it, an evergreen tree. Under the evergreen, there’s a spot of no grass. No grass can grow there, of course, because of the thirty years of pine needles accumulated there.<\/p>\n
So sometimes, I park the van there. It gives me free use of my whole turnaround, and the van is shaded. <\/p>\n
The summons says “NO GRASS PARKING”.<\/p>\n
Actually, it is impossible to see how the van is parked, from the street. So they had to tresspass to see. <\/p>\n
What this comes down to, is some neighbor is being a cocktard. And this cumguzzling bureaucrat is anxious to harsh my mellow. <\/p>\n
So I moved the van. I had this happen once before, I got a citation because I parked my truck in the yard while sealcoating my driveway. <\/p>\n
I’ll be waiting for this bitch in hell. I may not be able to do anything to her…. yet. But my day will come. <\/p>\n
Oh, by the way, the van has been in that spot for two years. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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