and I’ll show you a guy who is sick to death of putting up wiht her shit. <\/p>\n
I have a co-worker who really is in this situation, and it amuses me no end. And then I think to myself: This is why there are gay people. <\/p>\n
No, really, hear me out: Men feel one way about sex, women another. The interface between the way men feel about sex and the way women do, is like the matter\/antimatter interface on a warp drive. At any moment, if the perfect balance isn’t maintained, you have an explosion. <\/p>\n
So I can easily see guys saying “You know? I’m sick to fucking death of this. I want sex, I want it all the time, I don’t want to haveto have a conversation to get it, I just want to get off and then see what’s on channel 9.” Likewise women can be involved with women who have similar drives and motives. So for gay women there’s the discovery phase, the going out to dinner phase, the holding hands and walking together on moonlit beaches phase, the text messaging phase, the getting acquainted with our feelings phase, the lawnmowing phase, the renting a small apartment together phase. And finally the ladies get together in well decorated bedrooms and talk for six months before they actually get to the point where they’re rubbing up against one another. <\/p>\n
And men meet strangers in public crappers, smoke a little dick, and move on. <\/p>\n
It’s another interesting corolary that the gay men decorated the bedroom while the gay women were probably the architects that designed the public crapper. <\/p>\n
JOKE, people, it’s a JOKE. Jesus Christ. Cut me some slack. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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