{"id":3123,"date":"2009-07-16T10:19:23","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T15:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3123"},"modified":"2009-07-16T19:21:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T00:21:04","slug":"go-visit-callipygia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3123","title":{"rendered":"Go visit Callipygia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and read <a href=\"http:\/\/rfaa.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/crowder.html\">this post<\/a> by its most distinguished (and <em>hawt<\/em>)inhabitant. <\/p>\n<p>Money quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I was literally banging my head on the tampon machine in the ladies&#8217; room yesterday, all because I have so little control over my own situation.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And that has NOTHING to do with the post but it made me giggle uncontrollably, because, of course, I&#8217;m a man. And, as I forgot to add before, immature as can be. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and read this post by its most distinguished (and hawt)inhabitant. Money quote: &#8220;I was literally banging my head on the tampon machine in the ladies&#8217; room yesterday, all because I have so little control over my own situation.&#8221; And that has NOTHING to do with the post but it made me giggle uncontrollably, because, of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}