{"id":3137,"date":"2009-07-23T06:00:22","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T11:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3137"},"modified":"2009-07-22T22:52:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T03:52:47","slug":"no-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3137","title":{"rendered":"No news"},"content":{"rendered":"

Went to mass yesterday morning with the Oglet to put in a good word for my friend Ken. Lit a candle.<\/p>\n

And the woman in front of us farted constantly during the entire service. <\/p>\n

“Lift up your hearts” phrrt. Pwatpwatpwat.
\n“we lift them up to the lord” phwwwwwwatt. <\/p>\n

“”Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles:” pwappppppffeww. <\/p>\n

” ‘I leave you peace, my peace I give you.’ ” pappityapappittyeee.<\/p>\n

The Oglet and I maintained our composure for the time it took to get to the truck.<\/p>\n

And then we laughed our asses off. <\/p>\n

And we dubbed the 22nd of July “Fart Wednesday”. If you can have fat tuesday, why not fart wednesday? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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