{"id":3153,"date":"2009-08-04T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3153"},"modified":"2011-09-23T05:23:33","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T10:23:33","slug":"cash-for-codgers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3153","title":{"rendered":"Cash for Codgers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is so important in life to get the chance to express yourself to your full potential. It is a refreshing and fulfilling experience to let people know how you feel, to spread the word on your opinions, thoughts and feelings. <\/p>\n<p>In life we get up to a lot. Some of us live our lives more than others. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cheekybingo.com\/\">Play free bingo<\/a>, walk the dog, get married and jump from a plane, whatever you choose to do, put your everything into it. Your life and your soul should be imprinted in your every word. I hope you enjoy reading Cash for Codgers. <\/p>\n<p>With the advent of the new  \u00c3\u02dcCare, and the difficulties people will encounter, I figure, why not?<\/p>\n<p>Have a gall bladder that needs to be removed? Stop on by the local clinic- and bring Aunt Edna  with  you. Doctors will pound some digitalis down her to destroy her internal organs so there won&#8217;t be any liklihood of her coming back around to bug you. And you&#8217;ll feel so much better, having had your Gall bladder repaired while subtracting an aging consumer from our medical welfare rolls!<\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s a fee schedule that I think will make some sense.<\/p>\n<p>Heart surgery? Two geezers.<br \/>\nColonoscopy? one geezer or two dogs.<br \/>\nBoob job? five geezers and a bowl of goldfish. And one abortion.<br \/>\nLiver replacement? One geezer and all his clothes, and a cat. <\/p>\n<p>Yours in comments. Inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/pascalfervor.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/screeching-for-mercy-whilst-your.html\">Pascal<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is so important in life to get the chance to express yourself to your full potential. It is a refreshing and fulfilling experience to let people know how you feel, to spread the word on your opinions, thoughts and feelings. In life we get up to a lot. Some of us live our lives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}