{"id":3184,"date":"2009-08-19T20:00:37","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T01:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3184"},"modified":"2009-08-19T20:00:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T01:00:37","slug":"my-dear-old-friend-gary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3184","title":{"rendered":"My dear old friend Gary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>today talked with me about the Bug Zapper post. He saw it as an allegory for dealing wiht liberals, and it&#8217;s an apt and astute comment.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, the post really was about licking a bug zapper. Don&#8217;t. Makes your tongue hurt so you talk like Barney Frank. And everything tastes like a burnt halogen light for a week.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m thinking about it, don&#8217;t lick any halogen bulbs, burnt or otherwise. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today talked with me about the Bug Zapper post. He saw it as an allegory for dealing wiht liberals, and it&#8217;s an apt and astute comment. On the other hand, the post really was about licking a bug zapper. Don&#8217;t. Makes your tongue hurt so you talk like Barney Frank. And everything tastes like a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3184"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}