{"id":3188,"date":"2009-08-20T23:02:37","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T04:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3188"},"modified":"2009-08-20T23:02:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T04:02:37","slug":"no-death-threats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3188","title":{"rendered":"No death threats!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because that would just be wrong. <\/p>\n<p>Unless, you know, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zombietime.com\/zomblog\/?p=621\">Booosh. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>h\/t The inimitable <a href=\"http:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/\">Queen of All Snark.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because that would just be wrong. Unless, you know, it&#8217;s Booosh. h\/t The inimitable Queen of All Snark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}