{"id":321,"date":"2005-04-09T07:35:50","date_gmt":"2005-04-09T12:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=321"},"modified":"2005-04-09T07:35:50","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T12:35:50","slug":"ancestral-home-of-the-tschotschke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"Ancestral home of the tschotschke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arkansas was pretty and the weather was awesome, but the coolest thing was visiting Smitty&#8217;s Trading Post, the Ancestral home of the tschotschke.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ancestral home.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/ancestral home.jpg\" width=\"358\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p> There&#8217;s concrete deer, handpainted lifesize fiberglass bison, and cast iron cowboy boot umbrella stands. There are gen-yoo-wyne (made in India) bowie knives, and authentic (chinese) japanese swords. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"motherlode.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/motherlode.jpg\" width=\"358\" height=\"294\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They have what looks like a doberman, but it&#8217;s about four inches tall. No, it&#8217;s not a tschotschke, it&#8217;s a real dog, and it&#8217;s frightened of most things my size, understandably, but I was amazed at the ability to put a dog into a package that wouldn&#8217;t make a good meal for an average housecat. I wanted to pick it up and have my picture taken with it, but that cost $5. It also cost $5 to have your picture taken with the wax Elvis in the backroom, and an additional $5 if you wanted to be sitting on the motorcycle instead of standing next to it.<\/p>\n<p>More pics next week, as week two of the project progresses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arkansas was pretty and the weather was awesome, but the coolest thing was visiting Smitty&#8217;s Trading Post, the Ancestral home of the tschotschke. There&#8217;s concrete deer, handpainted lifesize fiberglass bison, and cast iron cowboy boot umbrella stands. There are gen-yoo-wyne (made in India) bowie knives, and authentic (chinese) japanese swords. They have what looks like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}