{"id":3217,"date":"2009-09-04T20:44:34","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T01:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3217"},"modified":"2009-09-04T20:44:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T01:44:34","slug":"joanna-the-houseless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3217","title":{"rendered":"Joanna the Houseless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rfaa.blogspot.com\/\">Joanna <\/a>is currently houseless (not homeless, big difference) and has (only moderately tongue in cheek)  offered to travel to South Dakota to cook and work for M. Dennis of <a href=\"http:\/\/dennisranch.wordpress.com\/\">Dennis ranch<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Now, I can vouch for Mr Dennis that Joanna would be perfectly safe in his company, and I can vouch for Joanna that she&#8217;d be nice to have around, being a generally nice person who would probably not bother to own an ugly cat. And based on her recipes she can most likely cook up a storm. Question is, how serious are either one of them? Enquiring minds want to know. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joanna is currently houseless (not homeless, big difference) and has (only moderately tongue in cheek) offered to travel to South Dakota to cook and work for M. Dennis of Dennis ranch. Now, I can vouch for Mr Dennis that Joanna would be perfectly safe in his company, and I can vouch for Joanna that she&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}