{"id":323,"date":"2005-04-09T09:11:07","date_gmt":"2005-04-09T14:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=323"},"modified":"2005-04-09T09:11:07","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T14:11:07","slug":"blogrivation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"Blogrivation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been a bit busy to do much (bl)Og(ging) as I&#8217;ve been waaay out of town; I have had some serious issues with remote access as well.<\/p>\n<p>Still, for those loyal readers, a rant that has been a solid week coming:<\/p>\n<p>1: For all of those who said &#8220;I loved the pope but..&#8221; or &#8220;Whatever you may have thought of him he was&#8230;.&#8221; as a prelude to talk about what a &#8220;horrible job he did&#8221; of &#8220;whatever&#8221;, go fuck yourself with the fat end of a toilet plunger. You couldn&#8217;t carry GPII&#8217;s baggage. Period. Think you could do a better job? you could not. Absolutely, you could not. <\/p>\n<p>2: For those people who did a &#8220;running commentary&#8221; on the FUNERAL MASS: Shut The Fuck Up. <\/p>\n<p>3: For those who endlessly complain in restaurants about the quality of service when the waitstaff and cook are clearly very busy and doing the best job they can, I encourage the waitstaff to marinate your steak with their sweaty pit juice. Make you feel like a big man to intimidate a 19 year old girl and bring her to tears? Your mama must be proud, fuckhead. <\/p>\n<p>I was polite to the girl and cut her some slack because she was waiting on twice the normal number of tables. My iced tea glass was never empty, and I left her a better than average tip. I hope you go through life munching food covered with epithelial cells from the nether regions of cooks across the world. <\/p>\n<p>4: Ladies? If you got a bit extra of what God gave to everyone, learn how to dress to show it off. Baggy pants fool nobody. I&#8217;d much rather see a plump behind framed in a nice tight pair of jeans than almost anything on earth. Nuff said? <\/p>\n<p>Ok, enough for now. More later. Must break rocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been a bit busy to do much (bl)Og(ging) as I&#8217;ve been waaay out of town; I have had some serious issues with remote access as well. Still, for those loyal readers, a rant that has been a solid week coming: 1: For all of those who said &#8220;I loved the pope but..&#8221; or &#8220;Whatever you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}