{"id":3238,"date":"2009-09-17T05:00:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3238"},"modified":"2009-09-17T05:00:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T10:00:33","slug":"damn-i-figured-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3238","title":{"rendered":"Damn,  I figured it out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmeh is so giddy at not being the worst president ever anymore that he just can&#8217;t keep it in- he has to yap away at whatever bullshit happens to be on his mind.<\/p>\n<p>Explains a few things. <\/p>\n<p>In other news I giggle everytime I see this commercial.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GcMowpjf_B8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GcMowpjf_B8&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>If i ate two cans of oatmeal for breakfast, I&#8217;d also be able to jet propel my self to work. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmeh is so giddy at not being the worst president ever anymore that he just can&#8217;t keep it in- he has to yap away at whatever bullshit happens to be on his mind. Explains a few things. In other news I giggle everytime I see this commercial. If i ate two cans of oatmeal for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}