{"id":3245,"date":"2009-09-20T12:51:45","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T17:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3245"},"modified":"2009-09-20T12:51:45","modified_gmt":"2009-09-20T17:51:45","slug":"coonskin-cap-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3245","title":{"rendered":"Coonskin cap anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting here last night working on my holster (I&#8217;m trying my hand at holster making- I used to be a decent hand at leatherwork, and there&#8217;s no reason I can&#8217;t make a tolerable holster) and I saw two coons eating my fucking tomatoes!!<\/p>\n<p>I pumped up the Sheridan and cautiously opened the window, but the larger of the two ran down to the pond and was gone. The smaller took off up a small tree, which was too far from any other tree to jump. So I waited- only a few minutes, he realized his mistake very quickly- and on his way down I sent him to Allah. <\/p>\n<p>Little beggars. <\/p>\n<p>I got no issue with raccoons but I&#8217;m damned if I&#8217;m gonna cultivate a garden so THEY can have fresh tomatoes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting here last night working on my holster (I&#8217;m trying my hand at holster making- I used to be a decent hand at leatherwork, and there&#8217;s no reason I can&#8217;t make a tolerable holster) and I saw two coons eating my fucking tomatoes!! I pumped up the Sheridan and cautiously opened the window, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}