{"id":3285,"date":"2009-10-14T16:41:25","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T21:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3285"},"modified":"2009-10-14T16:41:25","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T21:41:25","slug":"i-have-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3285","title":{"rendered":"i have"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ongoing issues with carpal\/cubital tunnel. I wear wrist braces which prevents pain from waking me up. Problem is, if I scratch absently as I sleep my hair gets caught in the velcro. So the wrist pain doesn&#8217;t wake me but the ripping out of pubic hair does. Maybe I oughta mow the lawn. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ongoing issues with carpal\/cubital tunnel. I wear wrist braces which prevents pain from waking me up. Problem is, if I scratch absently as I sleep my hair gets caught in the velcro. So the wrist pain doesn&#8217;t wake me but the ripping out of pubic hair does. Maybe I oughta mow the lawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}