{"id":3287,"date":"2009-10-16T21:04:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-17T02:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2009-10-16T21:04:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-17T02:04:31","slug":"california-bans-big-screen-televisions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3287","title":{"rendered":"California bans big-screen televisions."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re bad for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/business\/la-fi-bigtvs14-2009oct14,0,4908205.story\">environment<\/a>, don&#8217;t you know. <\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s time, people. We need to chainsaw that motherfucker off at Nevada, and push it adrift in the Pacific. Might just as well take oregon with it, dumb fuckers. Country had 48 states when I was born, that&#8217;s good enough. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re bad for the environment, don&#8217;t you know. it&#8217;s time, people. We need to chainsaw that motherfucker off at Nevada, and push it adrift in the Pacific. Might just as well take oregon with it, dumb fuckers. Country had 48 states when I was born, that&#8217;s good enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}