{"id":332,"date":"2005-04-17T09:45:32","date_gmt":"2005-04-17T14:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=332"},"modified":"2005-04-17T09:45:32","modified_gmt":"2005-04-17T14:45:32","slug":"good-grief-i-am-a-honda-element","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=332","title":{"rendered":"Good Grief! I am a Honda Element!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a few friends who own these unfortunate vehicles. I know they are economical, practical, durable workhorses, which will do any task asked of them; and  do it utterly without style. I have often wondered why anyone would own one of these vehicles of legendary ugliness; then it dawned on me: It&#8217;s me. Ugly? Yes. Practical? yes. Durable? yes. Cheap to own? in spades. All this time I&#8217;ve been disparaging the Element (which element, I suspect as Click and Clack say, is probably Butt-Uglium) but in point of fact, it&#8217;s the car that most closely approximates me. <\/p>\n<p>Good grief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a few friends who own these unfortunate vehicles. I know they are economical, practical, durable workhorses, which will do any task asked of them; and do it utterly without style. I have often wondered why anyone would own one of these vehicles of legendary ugliness; then it dawned on me: It&#8217;s me. Ugly? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}