{"id":3330,"date":"2009-11-14T09:02:08","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T14:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3330"},"modified":"2009-11-14T09:40:24","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T14:40:24","slug":"i-dont-remember-where-i-saw-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3330","title":{"rendered":"I don’t remember where I saw this,"},"content":{"rendered":"

but thanks for whoever sent it. <\/p>\n

Shit my dad says<\/a>. A guy who tweets shit his dad says. I don’t know who the guys is, bu i like his dad fine.<\/p>\n

Some samples. <\/p>\n

“Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.” <\/p>\n

“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?” <\/p>\n

I want to meet this guy. <\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> it was Dennis Ranch<\/a> where I saw this. And now the appropriate obeisance has been observed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

but thanks for whoever sent it. Shit my dad says. A guy who tweets shit his dad says. I don’t know who the guys is, bu i like his dad fine. Some samples. “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}