{"id":3365,"date":"2009-12-02T19:31:17","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T00:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3365"},"modified":"2009-12-02T19:31:17","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T00:31:17","slug":"i-hate-being-a-passenger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3365","title":{"rendered":"I hate being a passenger."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not so much with the ogwife, who drives normally. or any of a bunch of other people I know, I just hate being a passenger in a car being driven by a moron. <\/p>\n<p>You know the type. <\/p>\n<p>Keep the speedo at the shift range of the transmission so the trans is constantly shifting back and forth between gears. <\/p>\n<p>Keep one foot on the brake and the other on the accelerator.<\/p>\n<p>Shift from reverse to forward WHILE STILL MOVING without braking.<\/p>\n<p>There are a million other peeves, but these are the ones that make me break out in fuck-you-up-if-you-don&#8217;t-stop-that-right-now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not so much with the ogwife, who drives normally. or any of a bunch of other people I know, I just hate being a passenger in a car being driven by a moron. You know the type. Keep the speedo at the shift range of the transmission so the trans is constantly shifting back and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}