{"id":337,"date":"2005-04-22T07:41:59","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T12:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=337"},"modified":"2005-04-22T07:41:59","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T12:41:59","slug":"the-expressways-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"The Expressways This Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know I&#8217;ve been remiss, I&#8217;ve been out of town. Nothing has changed, of course, the expressways still suck pretty badly.<\/p>\n<p>To the woman driving the Hummer? With the vanity plate? the woman who is smaller than one of the tires? CONSIDER GETTING A VEHICLE WHOSE WINDOWS YOU CAN SEE OUT OF.  YOU CANNOT SEE ANYTHING CLOSER THAN 40&#8242; AWAY, BECAUSE YOU CAN&#8217;T SEE ABOVE THE WINDOW LEDGE. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and HANG UP AND DRIVE.<\/p>\n<p>In other news: I had, after three or four weeks work, found an alternate route that while it had about 34,879 stoplights, was at least not under construction. Of course, while I was in Arkansas murdering armadillos, the Illinois DOT decided to DESTROY THAT ROAD TOO. <\/p>\n<p>::sigh::<\/p>\n<p>You DOT fuckweeds are all brain damaged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know I&#8217;ve been remiss, I&#8217;ve been out of town. Nothing has changed, of course, the expressways still suck pretty badly. To the woman driving the Hummer? With the vanity plate? the woman who is smaller than one of the tires? CONSIDER GETTING A VEHICLE WHOSE WINDOWS YOU CAN SEE OUT OF. YOU CANNOT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}