because I’ve never been to a football game. <\/p>\n
Guy is sitting in the stands with a blanket over his legs (that’s the part i had to have explained, it didn’t dawn on me that someone would go sit outside for an extended time in the cold and not be preparing to shoot something) and a woman, nearby, is shivering, he offers to share his blanket. <\/p>\n
This becomes a regular occurrence and eventually he asks “You know, we have this blanket, and nobody can see, what if I unzip and you warm your hands on….” well, she agrees, and this also becomes a regular occurrence. <\/p>\n
One day she shows up late and sees the guy with another woman sharing his blanket. She storms up to them and asks ‘What has she got that i don’t?” <\/p>\n
“Palsy”<\/p>\n
yeah, yeah. I know. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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