You know, as I age, and things stay sore longer, and recover more slowly, I question the wisdom of a Creator that put our most healthy years in the beginning of our adulthood. One of the most annoying changes, to me, is the redistribution of hair. <\/p>\n
My hair has long since ceased to grow on my forehead. I still have as MUCH hair, but it’s not where I want it. It’s on my back, my shoulders, my TOES futhuchrissakes.<\/p>\n
The worst, by far, is the goddamn nose and ear hair. I HATE nose hair, I work with a guy with so much nose hair I think it’d destroy a pair of scissors to cut it out. I cut mine every single day. <\/p>\n
The ear hair, on the other hand, is purely evil. I have regular ear hair that springs forth from the lower portion of the ear canal, on the outside. This hair has the consistency of music wire, and is as difficult to cut; I have resigned myself to using needlenose pliers and yanking it out. This has the sensation of giving breech birth to a flaming porcupine. <\/p>\n
I also get seasonal ear hair, about four times a year. They get to be around 1\/2″ long, and they are silver tipped, black in the middle, and amber at the base. <\/p>\n
Knowing I have ancestors from Romania, the existence of this particular type of ear hair does not come as a surprise, but it is somewhat annoying; what if my body is out at night partying while I think it’s at home sleeping? I don’t get enough damned sleep as it is. I don’t know if there is any lycanthropy in the family, but I’m not giving up any sleep for a family tradition. The hair goes. Those hairs, I can cut, but they’re so bristly, if I sleep with my head on my shoulder the freshly cut ear hairs actually poke holes in the skin of my arms. <\/p>\n
Let’s just not discuss the greying pubes, OK?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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