{"id":3412,"date":"2009-12-26T10:38:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T15:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3412"},"modified":"2009-12-26T10:38:08","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T15:38:08","slug":"on-the-back-of-the-package","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3412","title":{"rendered":"On the back of the package"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>of liverwurst, there was a recipe- a simple one. Sauteed onions, liverwurst, cream cheese. Easy-peasy, japanesey. <\/p>\n<p>Triscuit now makes parmesan garlic crackers. <\/p>\n<p>The combination of these two items is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Flush the crapper before you look. You don&#8217;t want to see it. I&#8217;m serious. Lovecraft couldn&#8217;t have imagined this. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>of liverwurst, there was a recipe- a simple one. Sauteed onions, liverwurst, cream cheese. Easy-peasy, japanesey. Triscuit now makes parmesan garlic crackers. The combination of these two items is&#8230; Flush the crapper before you look. You don&#8217;t want to see it. I&#8217;m serious. Lovecraft couldn&#8217;t have imagined this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}