{"id":343,"date":"2005-04-28T12:28:51","date_gmt":"2005-04-28T17:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=343"},"modified":"2005-04-28T12:28:51","modified_gmt":"2005-04-28T17:28:51","slug":"splodeytoads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Splodeytoads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Per <a href=\"http:\/\/gutrumbles.com\/archives2\/002629.php#002629\">Acidman<\/a> a story abotu a lake in Germany where toads spontaneously explode<\/p>\n<p>Me, I know more about <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/archives\/000092.html\">exploding bullfrogs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>One way or the nother, Acidman is dead on, a kid will go out of his way to torture a toad. We used to shoot them with a B gun,and once in a while you&#8217;d get one juuuust right, and it&#8217;d let out this sustained croak that sounded like- well, a toad that had just been shot with a bb gun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Per Acidman a story abotu a lake in Germany where toads spontaneously explode Me, I know more about exploding bullfrogs One way or the nother, Acidman is dead on, a kid will go out of his way to torture a toad. We used to shoot them with a B gun,and once in a while you&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}