{"id":3465,"date":"2010-01-24T22:33:57","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T03:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3465"},"modified":"2010-01-24T22:37:50","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T03:37:50","slug":"alright-now-for-the-nitty-and-the-gritty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3465","title":{"rendered":"Alright, now for the nitty and the gritty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First of all: The Gunny rocks.  Click to embiggen<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" title=gunnyposter.jpg href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/gunnyposter.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3464\" alt=gunnyposter.jpg src=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/gunnyposter.jpg\" height=200><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was walking the show and saw the line forming; while I would queue up for Jerry Miculek or Tom Knapp, not too many other celebrities interest me. But then I saw it was the Gunny. So I got in line- and while there were few people ahead of me, the wait was long; R Lee loves to talk. <\/p>\n<p>When  I arrived at the front of the line I half expected to be told to choke myself like Private Pyle. Instead, the Gunny welcomed me like a brother. I told him I was a longtime fan and a great admirer, and a fellow hunter of the violent and dangerous North American Watermelon. <\/p>\n<p>R Lee expounds (and pardon me if i take a bit of license, here, I did not have any way to record it so I&#8217;m going from my flawed memory)&#8221;Back when we were doing the Mail Call with the Samurai sword, we thought, &#8216;What are we going to cut? We can&#8217;t cut down a tree, this is california! We&#8217;d need a court order!&#8217; so we were talking about it after lunch, and I said, &#8220;Is there any of that watermelon left over from lunch?&#8221; Turns out there was, and of course ever since then every episode had to have an exploding watermelon&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I asked him why he never spoke about the Corps on the show, and he said &#8220;The history channel won&#8217;t let me. THey hate guns, they hate the Military, they hate that the show is popular. They&#8217;re about to cancel it&#8221; if you look at the time slots they assign it&#8217;s no wonder. Anyway, he said to write the History channel and let them know you like the show and to keep the Gunny working. The email for their comments is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.history.com\/global\/feedback\/faq.jsp?NetwCode=THC&#038;level_1=nodes_54229&#038;level_2=nodes_54249&#038;level_3=nodes_54386&#038;x=61&#038;y=19\">thc.viewerrelations@aetv.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>By all means, write these nutballs a note for the Gunny. <\/p>\n<p>He signed the poster above to me, and he put his heavily tattooed arm  around my shoulder in such a way as I had to put my arm behind his back- he&#8217;s as solid as a rock, by the way, I wouldn&#8217;t piss him off on a bet- and one of the Glock ladies took our picture. I said &#8216;You know, you&#8217;re the kind of man that everyone with Testicles would love to be.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He said &#8220;Damned sure everyone wants my job!&#8221; I bowed out because the line was growing and he said &#8220;Wait just a goddamned minute, let me see if i have..&#8221; (here he dug in the pocket of his jacket) &#8220;You&#8217;re in luck! I have some left&#8221; and he handshook me a R Lee Ermey\/Glock challenge coin. It&#8217;s laying on the little poster above, if you embiggenate. He shook my hand again and said &#8220;Semper Fi!&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>yes, Joanna, I&#8217;m a fanboi. But at least I&#8217;m a fanboi of a no-holds barred honest to God <em>Man<\/em>. Whatever you think of the Gunny, you cannot deny he&#8217;s all Man. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First of all: The Gunny rocks. Click to embiggen I was walking the show and saw the line forming; while I would queue up for Jerry Miculek or Tom Knapp, not too many other celebrities interest me. But then I saw it was the Gunny. So I got in line- and while there were few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}