{"id":3497,"date":"2010-02-12T21:49:02","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T02:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3497"},"modified":"2010-02-12T21:49:02","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T02:49:02","slug":"overheard-in-the-pharmacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3497","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the pharmacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little shop by the old house, old time traditional Rexall type pharmacy, pharmacist on duty using a speakerphone to answer calls while he filled scrips. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello? yeah I&#8217;m having trouble with these damned pills&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What pills are those?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The Viagra. How far in am I supposed to put them?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;how far&#8230;. !   Those are to be taken orally!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;yeah, right. Next you&#8217;ll be telling me I&#8217;m supposed to stick suppositories in my ears. Anyway, these aren&#8217;t working worth a damn, they must be defective. And I&#8217;m pissing needles!! Couldn&#8217;t they make the bastards round? why do they have to make sharp corners on &#8217;em?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I think you need to get to the ER pretty soon, mr ___, you might have some problems otherwise&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had to leave. I was torn between laughing and cringing, and cringing was winning. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little shop by the old house, old time traditional Rexall type pharmacy, pharmacist on duty using a speakerphone to answer calls while he filled scrips. &#8220;Hello? yeah I&#8217;m having trouble with these damned pills&#8221; &#8220;What pills are those?&#8221; &#8220;The Viagra. How far in am I supposed to put them?&#8221; &#8220;how far&#8230;. ! Those are to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}