{"id":35,"date":"2004-03-13T17:56:56","date_gmt":"2004-03-13T22:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=35"},"modified":"2004-03-13T17:56:56","modified_gmt":"2004-03-13T22:56:56","slug":"35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I write this, Mr Spoons is about to become Mr and Mrs. Spoons.<\/p>\n<p>Congrats, folks.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now ten years into my marriage, and I still love my wife so much it almost makes me sick. Frankly, I&#8217;m surprised she&#8217;s stayed around for this long, and I hope I can get her to stick around forever. It&#8217;s not been the easiest road, and we aren&#8217;t going to be rich, but we&#8217;re happy, for the most part, and that&#8217;s all I asked for. I ask for that for you too, spoons, and I hope that you find happiness and all that you seek. I hope you love your wife more each day, and I hope she learns to put up with your shit. <\/p>\n<p>All Best<\/p>\n<p>Og.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I write this, Mr Spoons is about to become Mr and Mrs. Spoons. Congrats, folks. I&#8217;m now ten years into my marriage, and I still love my wife so much it almost makes me sick. Frankly, I&#8217;m surprised she&#8217;s stayed around for this long, and I hope I can get her to stick around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}