{"id":3503,"date":"2010-02-18T20:32:17","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T01:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3503"},"modified":"2014-04-10T10:31:34","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T15:31:34","slug":"wow-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3503","title":{"rendered":"Wow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sat the aforementioned <a href=\"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3499\">nutsack zit<\/a> on the nightstand the other night, and this afternoon when I came home from work, there was a five dollar bill there. <\/p>\n<p>Is there a nutsack zit faerie? <\/p>\n<p>if there is I bet it looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/frizzensparks.org\/\">Grau<\/a> in a tutu with a three day beard and a magic wand made out of a bratwurst jammed  onto an antenna broken off of a 72 pinto. And he collects the nutsack zits in a beaver sporran to feed Democrat politcians in hell. <\/p>\n<p>Glad I could be of assistance. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sat the aforementioned nutsack zit on the nightstand the other night, and this afternoon when I came home from work, there was a five dollar bill there. Is there a nutsack zit faerie? if there is I bet it looks like Grau in a tutu with a three day beard and a magic wand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}