{"id":3505,"date":"2010-02-19T18:16:24","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T23:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3505"},"modified":"2010-02-20T08:21:27","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T13:21:27","slug":"tiger-woods-sex-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3505","title":{"rendered":"Tiger woods, sex addict."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Has just come out of Rehab. Cue <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5LTPRJqt2z4\">Amy Winehouse.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look, Tiger is a kid. His pecker works. He&#8217;s probably approached by groupies two hundred times a day. That doesn&#8217;t make anything he did right, but I gotta tell you, if I was his wife, I&#8217;d be about 15 feet away from him every second he&#8217;s not actually holding a golf club, and that includes on the road. You sign up for that life, that&#8217;s the way it is. No other way to cut back on that temptation, and he&#8217;s a flesh and blood man.  Trust me, my devotion to my wife is pretty much equal parts &#8220;I would do nothing to hurt her, ever&#8221; and &#8220;Women aren&#8217;t knocking at my door anyway&#8221; It&#8217;s easy for me to be completely faithful because I&#8217;m a fat, ugly annoying SOB with a bad attitude and intermittant gas issues. <em>(edited to add)<\/em> and broke all the time. <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which, I&#8217;m thinking of opening a sex-addiction rehab facility. I can absolutely guarantee you that if I just hung around in a locked building with any number of women- or, for that matter, men- the prospect of ME being the only available outlet for sexual relations would pretty much put anyone off sex for most of the rest of their lives. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has just come out of Rehab. Cue Amy Winehouse. Look, Tiger is a kid. His pecker works. He&#8217;s probably approached by groupies two hundred times a day. That doesn&#8217;t make anything he did right, but I gotta tell you, if I was his wife, I&#8217;d be about 15 feet away from him every second he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}