{"id":3507,"date":"2010-02-22T23:18:27","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T04:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3507"},"modified":"2013-11-28T19:40:56","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T00:40:56","slug":"armpit-deep-in-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3507","title":{"rendered":"Armpit deep in stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Side giggage yesterday, and long day today. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in the process of trying to determine which things go well with Marmite. As half of the planet already doesn&#8217;t care, and the other half retches at the mere whiff of the yeasty delight, I suspect I&#8217;m one of the first people to take this very seriously, at least from a scientific standpoint.<\/p>\n<p>I have been looking hard at the types of food I eat, and trying to see how I can adapt them to Marmite, and these are the results so far.<\/p>\n<p>Toast, of course, and butter or margarine, excellent. I like to put on the butter and let it soak in completely, retoast the toast and then apply the marmite. A pea sized gob about does a slice of toast.<\/p>\n<p>English muffins, not so much. The nooks and crannies lend themselves to jam, but you have to use a lot of marmite, and that is too much of a  good thing.<\/p>\n<p>Pizza: There are a couple things at work here. I have added a teaspoon full of marmite diluted in water to the dough, and I&#8217;ve been told this is the very best pizza ever; but put on the finished product, no way.<\/p>\n<p>Twinkies. Just because I could. No. I mean, I was prepared for this to be the next &#8220;peanut butter\/chocolate&#8221; thing, and well, just No. <\/p>\n<p>Chocolate: Actually, a tiny dab of marmite in a glass of chocolate milk is extremely interesting. Interesting in a &#8220;I think I&#8217;m going to hurl, get me a bucket NOW&#8221; kind of way.<\/p>\n<p>Cheese and marmite go extremely well together, and the sharper the cheese the better it tastes. A slice or even shreds of cheddar on a sammich with a bit of marmite and a piece of romaine is most excellent. breads, by the way, have to be strong flavored to stand up to the marmite. Vegemite, alternately, has a less strong flavor but the consistency is off. <\/p>\n<p>A little marmite on a cheeseburger, also, is good. <\/p>\n<p>oatmeal: Not so much<br \/>\nCorned beef: Don&#8217;t try this at home. Or anywhere, for that matter.<br \/>\nNo cereal is improved by Marmite.<\/p>\n<p>Marmite mixed with water is a good broth to cook almost anything in, if it&#8217;s meat. I&#8217;m gonna try to make some marmite-crusted deer steaks this spring when I can fire up the weber.<\/p>\n<p>marmite is agreat seasoning in chinese or imitation chinese type dishes. <\/p>\n<p>Marmite is a very interesting skin rub for pountry. Not for everyone.<\/p>\n<p>Research proceeds apace, but I have to sneak in the test foods lest I get lynched by the family. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Side giggage yesterday, and long day today. I&#8217;m in the process of trying to determine which things go well with Marmite. As half of the planet already doesn&#8217;t care, and the other half retches at the mere whiff of the yeasty delight, I suspect I&#8217;m one of the first people to take this very seriously, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}