{"id":3509,"date":"2010-02-23T23:00:58","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T04:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3509"},"modified":"2010-02-23T23:00:58","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T04:00:58","slug":"curling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3509","title":{"rendered":"Curling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear to God, when I first saw this on TV, in Canada, I thought it was a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redgreen.com\/\">Red Green<\/a> bit. I kept waiting for Harold to show up.<\/p>\n<p>I  was assured by the then soon to be ogwife that curling was, indeed, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vGKdr_au240&#038;feature=related\">a sport<\/a>, and one that several of her family members engaged in. <\/p>\n<p>You ain&#8217;t lived until you&#8217;ve seen a middle aged fat bald man stretched out, sliding down the ice, in a light blue spandex jumpsuit, belly fat skidding on the ice, being propelled by involuntary farts caused by the crouching position. Really. It&#8217;s horrid.<\/p>\n<p>The training is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=arMY_Ccoomk&#038;feature=related\">hellish<\/a>, too.   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear to God, when I first saw this on TV, in Canada, I thought it was a Red Green bit. I kept waiting for Harold to show up. I was assured by the then soon to be ogwife that curling was, indeed, a sport, and one that several of her family members engaged in. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}