{"id":3517,"date":"2010-03-04T07:57:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T12:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2010-03-04T07:57:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T12:57:12","slug":"memreeez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3517","title":{"rendered":"Memreeez."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of years ago, before I knew the Ogwife, I briefly dated a girl who worked at a customer- let&#8217;s call them XYZ company. Briefly, because at one point she cut the crotch out of my underwear with pinking shears- thankfully, not while I was wearing them. All men know that women who are slightly psychotic make for interesting experiences on both sides of the equation. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning I drove several hundred miles to visit ABC corporation, and as I approached, my heart began to sink. So I text my ersatz boss: &#8220;Hey, isn&#8217;t this XYZ corp?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, they changed to ABC corp three years back&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ouch. <\/p>\n<p>Wonder if she still works there.<\/p>\n<p>She does.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out not only does she remember me but speaks of me often. <\/p>\n<p>Double ouch. <\/p>\n<p>I do manage to get through a whole day without coming into contact, and it&#8217;s tough because I&#8217;m there from nine Ayem to after eight peeyem, but I get through, and head home. So in memoriam to girlfriends old and paradise narrowly avoided, one of my favorite Junior Brown songs. <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/DaEzT5MusFs&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/DaEzT5MusFs&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot of years ago, before I knew the Ogwife, I briefly dated a girl who worked at a customer- let&#8217;s call them XYZ company. Briefly, because at one point she cut the crotch out of my underwear with pinking shears- thankfully, not while I was wearing them. All men know that women who are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}