{"id":3519,"date":"2010-03-04T20:09:03","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T01:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3519"},"modified":"2010-03-04T20:09:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T01:09:03","slug":"and-in-other-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3519","title":{"rendered":"And in other news&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dilbert.com\/strips\/comic\/2010-03-03\/\" title=\"Dilbert.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dilbert.com\/dyn\/str_strip\/000000000\/00000000\/0000000\/000000\/80000\/3000\/800\/83822\/83822.strip.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Dilbert.com\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I should have been doing this to everyone on the road today, because they all suxxored. <\/p>\n<p>Top five things I screamed at the top of my lungs today:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is NOT NECESARY to come to a complete stop to turn right&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;TURN SIGNALS!!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Long skinny pedal!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;IF YOU STOP AGAIN I WILL GET OUT OF MY CAR AND KILL YOU!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I saw &#8220;Slap me so hard that I change species from the neck up&#8221; I knew that would be the very next thing I yelled at another driver, and I will continue to yell it until it starts happening. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should have been doing this to everyone on the road today, because they all suxxored. Top five things I screamed at the top of my lungs today: &#8220;It is NOT NECESARY to come to a complete stop to turn right&#8221; &#8220;TURN SIGNALS!!!!&#8221; &#8220;Long skinny pedal!!!&#8221; &#8220;WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING!!!&#8221; &#8220;IF YOU STOP [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}