or her sister Brenda. <\/p>\n
Apparently, whoever the Lewises are, they have been receiving my Dish Network Bills. <\/p>\n
I spent a little time on the phone talking to them about it tonight. 45 minutes, to be exact. <\/p>\n
40 minutes talking to Sharon. She typed in a lot of information, looked at my account, and came to the conclusion about ten minutes in, that I needed the help of her shift supervisor, who was making the rounds of other people whose problems could only be resolved by a shift supervisor. <\/p>\n
So Sharon stalled me for 30 (relatively pleseant minutes) before handing me off to Elisabeth (not her real name either) who said, and I quote:<\/p>\n
“Are joo suure you doan no anyone named Dorotee?”<\/p>\n
“yes, I’m sure”<\/p>\n
“Does jour wife know anyone named forotee?”<\/p>\n
“No, she says she doesn’t”<\/p>\n
“Do joo rent part of jour house to anyone named dorotee?”<\/p>\n
“No, I don’t rent any part of my house”<\/p>\n
“Does jour wife rant part of jour house?”<\/p>\n
“No, we don’t have a large house, and there are no rental apartments here”<\/p>\n
“maybe jour wife rented a room to someone named dorotee”<\/p>\n
“no, I’m sure she would have told me.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe she was afraid. Could joo ask her?”<\/p>\n
So I pretend asked the wife. “No, she did not rent any part of the house to anyone named dorothy, or anyone named lewis, or anyone at all”<\/p>\n
“Could joo look and see if there is anyone there?”<\/p>\n
I wish I were making this up. <\/p>\n
Anyway, this took four minutes. The last minute, I spoke to Bianca. She looked at my account, couldn’t figure how it happened, and assured me she would resolve it.<\/p>\n
Then, a half hour later, I get an email confirming the account change. At my email, header “Dorothy Lewis”<\/p>\n
Fine, so long as they keep sending the bill to whoever she is. Better if she pays it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
or her sister Brenda. Apparently, whoever the Lewises are, they have been receiving my Dish Network Bills. I spent a little time on the phone talking to them about it tonight. 45 minutes, to be exact. 40 minutes talking to Sharon. She typed in a lot of information, looked at my account, and came to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}