{"id":3562,"date":"2010-04-02T08:40:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T13:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3562"},"modified":"2010-04-02T08:41:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-02T13:41:09","slug":"hoarders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3562","title":{"rendered":"Hoarders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is a TV show about people incapable of throwing anything away. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m anxious to  not appear on it anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>For a month or so, I&#8217;ve been tunneling through my belongings and taking at least one large garbage can a week out to the road. This week, it was filled with old notebook computers (pre-windows) a dart board that didn&#8217;t have the smarts to play Cricket, a BUNCH of old paper and advertising, and about a hundred broken and empty jewelcases. <\/p>\n<p>No, I have NO IDEA why I was keeping that shit.  But it&#8217;s gone now. And more is following behind. I want my house to look like an Ikea ad. Just before I blow it up, and move into an abandoned house on Paper street and start making soap. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is a TV show about people incapable of throwing anything away. I&#8217;m anxious to not appear on it anytime soon. For a month or so, I&#8217;ve been tunneling through my belongings and taking at least one large garbage can a week out to the road. This week, it was filled with old notebook computers (pre-windows) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}