{"id":3569,"date":"2010-04-05T16:43:51","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T21:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3569"},"modified":"2010-04-05T16:43:51","modified_gmt":"2010-04-05T21:43:51","slug":"cant-hep-mah-sef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3569","title":{"rendered":"can’t he’p mah se’f"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tam’s talking about Cheating,<\/a> and all of the talk and all the bullshit surrounding jesse and Tiger and whatever. <\/p>\n

All i can say to this is ‘Free at last, free at last, I thank God I’m Free at LAST!!!<\/p>\n

Look, my dick still works just fine, thankyouverymuch. No trips to the Viagra Triangle for me (Though for a while the BP meds didn’t make me happy, at least until I got them sorted out).<\/p>\n

I was married to the ice Princess for seven years. I walked away from that relationship with a toolbox, a $75 car, the clothes on my back, my dog, and a Nikon F3, for which I had to borrow lenses if I needed them. Oh, and a woodie like a telephone pole. <\/p>\n

For the next several years I devoted my behavior to constant horndogging, and let me tell you, I did my best. <\/p>\n

I’m not gonna give any details lest people who are low on brain bleach read this, but suffice to say, I did what i could to wear it out. <\/p>\n

And I got it out of my system. <\/p>\n

All men of a certain age, as it were, should get it out of their systems, OUTSIDE OF COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPS. If you are about to enter into a committed relationship and you have not GOTTEN IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM you need to think hard about what the hell you are doing. And if your soon-to-be significant other hasn’t had that little come to jesus moment, then you need to let him\/her make that decision too.<\/p>\n

Certainly, the desire doesn’t diminish, if you’re healthy. And certainly, the opportunities present themselves. (if I had a dollar for everything that fell- almost literally- in my lap, well, I’d have several dollars) <\/p>\n

The good news is that I don’t even have to pretend anymore. The ogwife is all I will ever need, and ever be desirous of. I flirt, of course, but it ends there. I also look, of course, but the women I look at? They ain’t a studyin’ me. At all. <\/p>\n

So: My opportinities are in my past. I had them, I used them when it was appropriate, and I relish the memories. And the opportunities I might have now? Well, for anyone who hasn’t met me, I’m a fat old man with bad hair and a bad attitude, no ass, and a 12 year old ride with 366,000 miles on it. The girls will not be beating down my door. Ever. <\/p>\n

Free at last, free at last, I thank God I’m free at last!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tam’s talking about Cheating, and all of the talk and all the bullshit surrounding jesse and Tiger and whatever. All i can say to this is ‘Free at last, free at last, I thank God I’m Free at LAST!!! Look, my dick still works just fine, thankyouverymuch. No trips to the Viagra Triangle for me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}