{"id":3573,"date":"2010-04-07T05:30:05","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T10:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3573"},"modified":"2010-04-07T05:30:05","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T10:30:05","slug":"loaded-for-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3573","title":{"rendered":"Loaded for bear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my co-workers has some chickens. He gets me eggs, sometimes. <\/p>\n<p>This morning I arose at three in the ayem to a pair of screaming charlie horses in my calves.  While I was walking them off I spied the egg carton; real eggs ought not (according to me) be refrigerated.  So the electrons in my head move around until they convinced me that an omelette was a good idea. <\/p>\n<p>Unlike <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/recipes\/alton-brown\/omelet-recipe\/index.html\">Alton Brown<\/a> I like stuff in an omelette.  With the holiday over, there are a bunch of leftovers in the fridge, a bit of this and a bit of that, and I decided that&#8217;s the omelette I&#8217;m gonna have.<\/p>\n<p>So i chopped up a piece of Andoille about the size of an acorn. A little corned beef and some ham. An onion and a couple shrimp. Diced fine and added to the top of the still slightly runny eggs Some shredded mozza, a little extra sharp cheddar,  some smoky brie, and the slightly crusty end of a piece of Shitake. <\/p>\n<p>No, there aren&#8217;t pictures! It&#8217;s an omelette! Who the hell do you think I am, Oleg Volk? Brigid? I ate it.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d put down a slice of toast with marmite on top of it but that would be gilding the lily. <\/p>\n<p>And today, people will see me, and fear me, and run screaming at the sound of my farts. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my co-workers has some chickens. He gets me eggs, sometimes. This morning I arose at three in the ayem to a pair of screaming charlie horses in my calves. While I was walking them off I spied the egg carton; real eggs ought not (according to me) be refrigerated. So the electrons in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}