{"id":3612,"date":"2010-04-30T11:46:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T16:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3612"},"modified":"2010-04-30T11:46:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T16:46:03","slug":"hello-wordpress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3612","title":{"rendered":"Hello, wordpress!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I type a post, and press &#8216;publish&#8221; that means, you know, I want to publish it. Not that I want you to lose all my valuable keystrokes, you nimrods. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as I ewas saying, before WordPress threw out my keystrokes, why is it that I can toss and turn all night long, but sleep like a baby when the alarm goes off?<\/p>\n<p>Woke up this Ayem to realize the Sploder tags expired today. Well, not so much today as two years ago, I&#8217;ve renewed but left the new plates over the sun visor. hell, they haven&#8217;t changed in 18 years. <\/p>\n<p>had to get the sploder through emissions, and was pleased to note that it still, at nigh on to 370,000 miles, passes emissions with flying colors. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I type a post, and press &#8216;publish&#8221; that means, you know, I want to publish it. Not that I want you to lose all my valuable keystrokes, you nimrods. Anyway, as I ewas saying, before WordPress threw out my keystrokes, why is it that I can toss and turn all night long, but sleep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}