{"id":3615,"date":"2010-05-02T16:45:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T21:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3615"},"modified":"2010-05-03T13:35:22","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T18:35:22","slug":"more-hemostat-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3615","title":{"rendered":"More hemostat fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d forgotten how much pain was involved in nose hair removal. Partner does the same thing, and it makes him sneeze so much it freaks out his dogs. &#8220;How can you be <em>more<\/em> annoying? Oh,. yeah, make THAT noise! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!&#8221; they seem to be saying. <\/p>\n<p>Dodn&#8217;t make me sneeze but it makes the tears flow. &#8216;Why are you crying&#8221; the daughter asks? &#8220;I miss my nose hair&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Unk points out in comments the hazards of trying to cut the little bastards, and he&#8217;s dead nuts on. You DO manage to cut a nose hair, or an ear hair, and now you got a sharp, stiff little bristle, waiting to puncture some other area of your anatomy the moment you rub your nose or ear. Pulling them is the only way. And they&#8217;re rooted in hell. Yanking some of these bastards is like pulling the recoil starter on a snowthrower. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d forgotten how much pain was involved in nose hair removal. Partner does the same thing, and it makes him sneeze so much it freaks out his dogs. &#8220;How can you be more annoying? Oh,. yeah, make THAT noise! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!&#8221; they seem to be saying. Dodn&#8217;t make me sneeze but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}