{"id":3623,"date":"2010-05-09T12:11:50","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T17:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3623"},"modified":"2010-05-09T12:11:50","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T17:11:50","slug":"moooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3623","title":{"rendered":"Moooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stopped by Wally World on the way to a side gig yesterday, and saw a woman walking into the store as I pulled in wearing a pair of grey sweats that fit her in a way that made them obscene to wear around any way but her closest friends.<\/p>\n<p>As I entered the store I saw her walk into the salon. <\/p>\n<p>I selected my cards and picked up some odds and ends, and on my way out of the store a woman dressed exactly the same way walking OUT of the salon. Same hair, same clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Only this woman was 400 lbs if she was an ounce. <\/p>\n<p>As I walked out past the salon I turned and said &#8220;Everything you do here is broken&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As usual, nobody understood, but hey. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stopped by Wally World on the way to a side gig yesterday, and saw a woman walking into the store as I pulled in wearing a pair of grey sweats that fit her in a way that made them obscene to wear around any way but her closest friends. As I entered the store I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}