{"id":3625,"date":"2010-05-10T07:22:47","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T12:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3625"},"modified":"2010-05-10T07:23:06","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T12:23:06","slug":"such-a-tool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3625","title":{"rendered":"Such a tool."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I carry (along with a bucket of other crap) a 4&#8243; (100mm) Crescent brand crescent wrench all the time. Last night, clearing my pockets so I could launder those pants, I dropped said wrench, and it struck the middle toe on my right foot with laser-like accuracy. This morning I have two tiny bruises like I&#8217;ve been bitten by a miniature aardvark. Hurt like blazes. I have to get to the carpal tunnel guy, I just can&#8217;t trust my hands anymore. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I carry (along with a bucket of other crap) a 4&#8243; (100mm) Crescent brand crescent wrench all the time. Last night, clearing my pockets so I could launder those pants, I dropped said wrench, and it struck the middle toe on my right foot with laser-like accuracy. This morning I have two tiny bruises like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}