{"id":3636,"date":"2010-05-13T20:57:04","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T01:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3636"},"modified":"2010-05-13T20:57:04","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T01:57:04","slug":"ear-hair-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3636","title":{"rendered":"ear hair hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter  is being confirmed tomorrow. No, not as Witchfinder general, it&#8217;s a Catholic thing. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna get a haircut in the Ayem, but the barber usually trims my nose and ear hair, which leaves sharp little stubs that just plain hurt. SO I have been trying to get rid of most of them pre-emptively. <\/p>\n<p>The nose hairs are bad enough, but I just caught an ear hair that appears to have no end. I clipped the hemostats on it and tied it to the back bumper of the wife&#8217;s Escape. She&#8217;s been gone four minutes and it still seems to be coming. If the root isn&#8217;t too big I&#8217;m gonna weave it into a rug. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter is being confirmed tomorrow. No, not as Witchfinder general, it&#8217;s a Catholic thing. I&#8217;m gonna get a haircut in the Ayem, but the barber usually trims my nose and ear hair, which leaves sharp little stubs that just plain hurt. SO I have been trying to get rid of most of them pre-emptively. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}