{"id":3637,"date":"2010-05-14T11:46:28","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T16:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3637"},"modified":"2010-05-14T11:46:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T16:46:28","slug":"barber-joe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3637","title":{"rendered":"Barber Joe"},"content":{"rendered":"

has been my barber for several years now. he’s a great man with perfect hair and a beergut that makes me smile. <\/p>\n

Today, waiting for my turn in the chair, I notice a picture on the wall. Barber Joe giving a guy an electric massage in a chair, while Christopher Walken looks on. Chris Walken was in barber school with my barber!!<\/p>\n

In other news, I now have to wear safety glasses to clip my toenails, and only a well-sharpened pair of Klein tools high leverage dykes <\/a>will do the job. yes, I’m old. Yea, I’m thirty years older then you are. Had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.<\/p>\n

Except Dick, of course. I wouldn’t fuck with Dick on a bet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

has been my barber for several years now. he’s a great man with perfect hair and a beergut that makes me smile. Today, waiting for my turn in the chair, I notice a picture on the wall. Barber Joe giving a guy an electric massage in a chair, while Christopher Walken looks on. Chris Walken […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}