{"id":3638,"date":"2010-05-14T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3638"},"modified":"2010-05-14T13:07:24","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T18:07:24","slug":"todays-email","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3638","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s email:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny, as mailed to her by her Co-Worker Neil:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When I checked into my motel room, recently, I said to the lady at the desk:<br \/>\n&#8220;I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; she said,  &#8220;it&#8217;s regular porn, you sick bastard.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny, as mailed to her by her Co-Worker Neil: When I checked into my motel room, recently, I said to the lady at the desk: &#8220;I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; she said, &#8220;it&#8217;s regular porn, you sick bastard.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}