{"id":365,"date":"2005-05-20T18:58:32","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T23:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/69.50.194.231\/~vqplgdbg\/?p=365"},"modified":"2005-05-20T18:58:32","modified_gmt":"2005-05-20T23:58:32","slug":"i-am-surrounded-by-retards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=365","title":{"rendered":"I am surrounded by retards."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the folks I&#8217;m working with, though they have their moments&#8230; I&#8217;m in a hotel full of the special, partaking of a special olympics event nearby.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike the folks who I have previously referred to as retards, these folks are full of decorum and an astonishing grace. <\/p>\n<p>All apologies.<\/p>\n<p>Henceforth the folks whom had earned the term &#8220;retard&#8221; will be referred to as &#8220;fuckknuckles&#8221;. None of them are up to the level of your garden variety retard, from what I see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the folks I&#8217;m working with, though they have their moments&#8230; I&#8217;m in a hotel full of the special, partaking of a special olympics event nearby. Unlike the folks who I have previously referred to as retards, these folks are full of decorum and an astonishing grace. All apologies. Henceforth the folks whom had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}