{"id":3680,"date":"2010-06-11T05:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T10:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3680"},"modified":"2010-06-10T22:27:23","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T03:27:23","slug":"nice-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3680","title":{"rendered":"Nice."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I went to my new best friend the orthopedist today. <\/p>\n<p>he poked and prodded at me for a couple minutes and then suggested an expensive test I cannot afford. <\/p>\n<p>End result: I&#8217;m fucked. I get to deal. <\/p>\n<p>Ah, well. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I got to go to the Wheaton government complex to pay another seat belt ticket today.<\/p>\n<p>What was it that Mencken said about sausages and the law? <\/p>\n<p>A huge industry has developed out of the .gov controlling us. No mas, sez i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I went to my new best friend the orthopedist today. he poked and prodded at me for a couple minutes and then suggested an expensive test I cannot afford. End result: I&#8217;m fucked. I get to deal. Ah, well. On the other hand, I got to go to the Wheaton government complex to pay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}