{"id":3685,"date":"2010-06-14T06:00:37","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T11:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3685"},"modified":"2010-06-14T06:00:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-14T11:00:37","slug":"to-the-guy-in-the-blue-maxima","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3685","title":{"rendered":"To the guy in the blue Maxima:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, wait until you are alone and have a few minutes free. Pull down your pants, and let your hands hang freely at your sides. Your palms will be very near to your thighs. Put your hands on your thighs, and slowly slide them toward the back. You will notice a rounded protruberance on either side. <\/p>\n<p>That, my incapable-of-using-turnsignals friend, is your ass. <\/p>\n<p>Now: Press firmly, and your head should pop right out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, wait until you are alone and have a few minutes free. Pull down your pants, and let your hands hang freely at your sides. Your palms will be very near to your thighs. Put your hands on your thighs, and slowly slide them toward the back. You will notice a rounded protruberance on either [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}