{"id":3698,"date":"2010-06-22T05:00:16","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T10:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3698"},"modified":"2010-06-22T05:00:16","modified_gmt":"2010-06-22T10:00:16","slug":"monday-monday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3698","title":{"rendered":"Monday, monday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1: New drinking game. Take a shot or drink a beer for every time og screams &#8220;WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY AREN&#8217;T YOU DOING IT FASTER?&#8221; Guaranteed to be hammered flat by six ayem. <\/p>\n<p>2: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking the dog&#8217;s stuffed cow across the room AT the dog results in hilarity for all. <\/p>\n<p>3: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking a 30 cal ammo can full of rimfire results in hilarity for all EXCEPT og. <\/p>\n<p>Lord, I hope today is better. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1: New drinking game. Take a shot or drink a beer for every time og screams &#8220;WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WHY AREN&#8217;T YOU DOING IT FASTER?&#8221; Guaranteed to be hammered flat by six ayem. 2: Walking quickly through your office barefoot, and accidentally kicking the dog&#8217;s stuffed cow across the room AT the dog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}