{"id":3727,"date":"2010-07-05T20:33:55","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T01:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3727"},"modified":"2010-07-05T20:34:15","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T01:34:15","slug":"oglet-coming-of-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3727","title":{"rendered":"Oglet coming of age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She drove her first vehicle, (the cushman) this evening, and spent a while last night and tonight learning how much fun you can have with bottle rockets and a propane torch <strike>and a pair of pliers and a couple of pipe swinging ni**ers.<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>We managed to make, using a drill and some scrap lumber, a sort of a bottle rocket Hwacha, and, using the propane torch, demonstrated her ability to light all twelve in a short enough time that it sounds like a seige, and scares the crap out of the starlings. <\/p>\n<p>Memories. off to go shoot some roman candles. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She drove her first vehicle, (the cushman) this evening, and spent a while last night and tonight learning how much fun you can have with bottle rockets and a propane torch and a pair of pliers and a couple of pipe swinging ni**ers. We managed to make, using a drill and some scrap lumber, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}