{"id":3729,"date":"2010-07-07T06:40:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T11:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3729"},"modified":"2010-07-07T06:40:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T11:40:01","slug":"now-with-27-more-gloebull-warmening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/?p=3729","title":{"rendered":"Now with 27% more gloebull warmening!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it&#8217;s called SUMMER, and though I dislike the heat, I&#8217;m glad to see it come back, after the last two disasters we had. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not gonna be happy to see the electric bill.<\/p>\n<p>Days like today, human anatomy being what it is, the normal scrotum expands to sometimes twice it&#8217;s size to allow the testes to hang further away from the body, keeping them cooler. And that&#8217;s normal ones, mine seem to billow out to the size of a weather balloon. leaving me with what looks like pink batwings glued with sweat and gold bond to the insides of my thighs. <\/p>\n<p>Now, as you grumble through your day bitching, hold that mental image in your head, and be thankful you&#8217;re not me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, it&#8217;s called SUMMER, and though I dislike the heat, I&#8217;m glad to see it come back, after the last two disasters we had. I&#8217;m not gonna be happy to see the electric bill. Days like today, human anatomy being what it is, the normal scrotum expands to sometimes twice it&#8217;s size to allow the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neanderpundit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}